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Definitions by 2020 is Satan

Barack Obama 

Barack Obama by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020
An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
Mums are the worst thing that could happen, it explains the cuts on my arm
Mum by 2020 is Satan April 2, 2020
Something that life doesn’t have, like Gacha Life, Where boys are as tall as the beanstalk in “Jack and the Beanstalk” and girls are the size of the 7 dwarfs in Snow White. So logic makes no sense
God: Make everyone short
Jesus: ok...
God: expect the boys

Thats logic for ya
Logic by 2020 is Satan March 30, 2020
Come down today, try some corn

Or we will sacrifice your newborn
Guy 1: I love cornhub
Guy 2: it makes me corny
Cornhub by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020
Xavier is the best person you will ever meet, he is short and cute and is an introvert! He will always make your day better when you see his cute smile, he has many friends and likes to sleep more than anything, that’s why he loves sleepovers!
Amber: he’s so cute! I need him

Ellie: his name is Xavier, he acts just like on too!
Xavier by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020
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W by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020