Fifalusion

When one cannot distinguish between the video-game FIFA and a real game of soccer, or vice-versa.
You alright there mate?
Yea it's nothing, just can't tell if this is FIFA or we're watching an actual match mate.
Yea mate happens to me all the time, its a Fifalusion.
by 1Head November 04, 2018
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daytrip

Taking LSD during the day and going for a walk, commonly in a public place such as a park.
Take a daytrip
by 1Head November 09, 2018
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very cool

Used to acknowledge and approve of something. As opposed to 'cool' which may or may not clearly suggest approval.
Example 1 (using cool)
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Cool.
This might come off as ironic or insincere.

Example 2 (same but using very cool)
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Very cool.
This comes off as heartfelt and sincere.
by 1Head August 08, 2019
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mobile game

Often used to describe non-mobile games that have similarities with actual mobile games (such as Clash of Clans, Farmville etc) such as pay-to-win, loot-boxes, timers, large or over-simplified user-interfaces, trade gameplay for accessibility or have just otherwise sold-out to make the most possible money with the least amount of effort.
I logged into World of Warcraft yesterday to play Shadowlands, it is basically a mobile game now.
Yeah RuneScape is a mobile game now too, I'm going to play Old School RuneScape instead.
by 1Head April 17, 2020
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Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.
Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.
by 1Head June 02, 2019
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armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
by 1Head August 08, 2021
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G-Up

Spelt without the dash. Australian slang
1. a party or gathering usually where drinking is involved
2. a semi sarcastic response, describing an activity, perhaps fun but ultimately pointless, a fuck around, a waste of time, or someone who is a joker who has done something humorous foolish, not necessarily with a negative connation
3. describing a non-peer such as a parent, teacher or boss who is fun and lighthearted and can take a joke and makes jokes themselves even though they are in a position where they are usually expected to be strict or serious
1. G Up tonight at John's

2.
How was the meeting?
It was a G Up. No-one came and we ended up just drawing shit on the white board and leaving.

Missy drank herself blind last night.
G-Up

The assignment is due next week and the teacher hasn't even told us what it is
Such a G Up

John kicked the ball over the fence again.
What a G Up.

3. Miss J is a G Up
John's mum is a G Up
by 1Head July 17, 2022
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