1Head's definitions

balearia

A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.

Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.

Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.

by 1Head November 2, 2018

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019

skill twig

A skill tree with very stunted/limited options. Diablo IV let's players upgrade their abilities with a skill twig.

ARPG player: Diablo IV's skill tree looks more like a skill twig.

ARPG player 2 : Yeah I'm gonna go beat my meat over Path of Exile's skill forest.

by 1Head February 26, 2020

big tech

Refers to large technology companies that have significant impact and even control over elements of our daily lives. Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon and Microsoft. Also Youtube(owned by Google) Netflix, Whatsapp (owned by Facebook), PayPal, Twitter, Spotify and Tencent. Big tech is watching you and selling your data to advertisers. They control what you see and hear online and can sensor anything they don't agree with. They filter search engine results to cater to their agendas and ideals. They want you sign up to their monthly subscriptions and use their payment services. They want you to have a digital ID (ID2020) so they can track your every move, medical history and social credit score (Black Mirror - Nose Dive) etc. The only way to escape big tech is to go off-grid.

Person 1: Big Tech will take over the world.
Person 2: It already has.

by 1Head November 9, 2020

age-lol

When you forget how long you've been out of school and people treat you like an adult, when you still see yourself as an 11 year old.

Hello Sir, how can I help you?
What did you just call me?

These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.

by 1Head November 3, 2018

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.

Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.

by 1Head June 2, 2019

armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 7, 2021