Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicine mug.The same as Let's Go Brandon but aimed at and denouncing Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister of New Zealand.
Let's Go Brandern
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Get the dedotated wam mug.A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.
Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.
Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.
Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.
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Example 1 (using cool)
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Cool.
This might come off as ironic or insincere.
Example 2 (same but using very cool)
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Very cool.
This comes off as heartfelt and sincere.
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Cool.
This might come off as ironic or insincere.
Example 2 (same but using very cool)
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Very cool.
This comes off as heartfelt and sincere.
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Hello Sir, how can I help you?
What did you just call me?
These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.
What did you just call me?
These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.
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Commonly used in speedrunning, where the finding is a glitch or other action to be used in a speedrun.
Commonly used in speedrunning, where the finding is a glitch or other action to be used in a speedrun.
*Speedrunner finds/performs huge but nigh-impossible glitch*
viewer1: looks good
viewer2: clip it and ship it
viewer1: looks good
viewer2: clip it and ship it
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