Police

Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.
Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon!! Hide the weed mon!!
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.
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Microsoft

Company bent on world domination. This however will never happen because people keep transferring over to Linux.
Bob: Man I hate Microsoft Windows Xp!!! :(
Rob: That's why you should have switched to Linux you dolt!
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 21, 2006
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Fairfax High School

A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.

1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.
I love fairfax high school

Woodson can suck my choad.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 19, 2006
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Windows

1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering.
2. An OS made by Microsoft, quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in India.
Windows 98 bootup disk... bootup fail...error...ATAPI drive 1 drivers not found...

Wow and I need an OS to install linux.
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Stroke Seat

The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.
coxwain-Bring it down stroke seat.
stroke seat-RATE!?
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006
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