Definitions by 1337

diaper

The best damn clothing out there.

Only 1337 ppl wear diapers!!

diaper by 1337 March 5, 2004

Ooh arr 

the joy of farming.
saluting a farmer.
what you say instinctively when you see a tractor on the road.

dude 1 : "ooh arr"
dude 2 : "wtf"
dude 1 : "dude its a tractor!"
dude 2 : "OOH ARR!"

Ooh arr by 1337 November 11, 2003

bomb 

equipment used to sabotage zig space fighter carriers in 2101, and impair grammar and speech.

"someone set up us the"

bomb by 1337 November 6, 2003

Cats

A very polite and/or sarcastic evil mastermind.

"How are you gentlemen?" (talking to people who's ship he has sabotaged with explosives)

"you have no chance to survive make your time" (Informing his victims that they have little chance of survial)

Cats by 1337 November 6, 2003

Greedo 

Wanna be Rodian Bounty Hunter that lost his life while trying to extort money from Han Solo.

Greedo got too greedy, so he got pwned.

Greedo by 1337 October 27, 2003

ESRB 

An organization that is meant to help parents that want to know what their kids playing. However, too many Jesus-fish SUV driving Soccer Moms tink that it needs to be extremely restricting, and that it should be used in abscence of the parents actually sitting down and playing the game for 10 minutes, which would give them a better idea of what to expect, then any ESRB rating ever could.

ESRB ratings are helpful, but should always should be used to assist a buying decision for parents, not decide one.

ESRB by 1337 October 27, 2003

Bounty Hunter 

A profession that the more still exists today, but was at a high peak in the "Old West". Modern day bounty hunters mostly just track down people that have skipped bail. Most people think that bounty hunters are 7|-|3 1337357 |\/|u7|-|4FUCK3|25 4|25 but they really are not, and most jobs never end in blood being shed. This belief of bounty hunters being the most gung-ho gun experts is further fed by the Star Wars movies.

That wanna be Bounty Hunter Greedo got fried by Han Solo in a bar!

Bounty Hunter by 1337 October 27, 2003