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The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.
by 07079 August 7, 2011
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The guys who do the Harry Potter driveby are real douchebags, but those Youtube clips sure are funny.
by 07079 January 27, 2009
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by 07079 September 13, 2011
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A prig will be the guy in your neighborhood who tries to change town ordinances to prevent his neighbors from building a modern house on the same street as his precious center-hall colonial. Because in his mind, modern design is "bad", and traditional cookie-cutter homes are "good" by virtue of their normality.
by 07079 January 23, 2009
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Each Lacrosse team consists of 10 players on the field. They include:
1 Goalie
3 Defencemen
3 Midfielders
3 on attack
1 Goalie
3 Defencemen
3 Midfielders
3 on attack
by 07079 February 12, 2009
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5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.
5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.
by 07079 March 4, 2011
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<burp> That was one fine gutter dog my friend.
friend: great.... now lets get out of this neighborhood
friend: great.... now lets get out of this neighborhood
by 07079 February 2, 2009
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