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Prole Drift

Short for "proletarian drift"

Its the tendency for fancy, expensive or upmarket styles and products to become popular with the working class or urban poor.

Bob: Yo Scribbles... You seen Peanut's new ride? I heard he replaced the vinyl on his civics seats with Burberry fabric.

Scribbles: Burberry?!! Shiiiit, Sounds like Peanut's sufferin' from Prole drift...

by 07079 October 5, 2010

Jersey Shore

NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.

Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.

So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May

The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!

by 07079 June 11, 2010

Irish Riviera

Spring Lake NJ.

A beach community in NJ with the highest percentage of Irish Americans in the United States per municipality.

Yo why does everyone in this town have blonde or red hair?
It's the irish Riviera Mate!

by 07079 June 11, 2010

Teen Music

Unsophisticated, pop music meant for unsophisticated teen ears who haven't developed taste yet. Tends to sound all the same with over the top vocal affectations and sung about banal subject matter.

Jonas Brothers and Fallout Boy are examples of bands that specialize in making teen music

by 07079 April 29, 2009

Stratton Mountain

Decent, medium-sized ski resort in southern Vermont. Trails are not terribly difficult, but has some nice cruising terrain. Vertical drop is mediocre for Vermont but biggest in southern green mountains.
Fake developer village at bottom of mountain easily impresses Mcmansion dwellers but otherwise has no real town or population center nearby. Probably ranks second in contrived, commercial atmosphere after Killington. Nice scenic drive to/from resort.

McMansion Dweller: Hey guys I just stayed at this quaint New England Village at the bottom of Stratton Mountain.

Guys: That Village was manufactured in a factory in Perth Amboy, NJ 2 years ago. You need to go to Stowe my friend.

by 07079 March 23, 2009

Attack

Idiosyncratic term for "offense" or "forward" in the Game of Lacrosse. Commonly used as a noun referring to the position, or status of ball possession.

Each Lacrosse team consists of 10 players on the field. They include:
1 Goalie
3 Defencemen
3 Midfielders
3 on attack

by 07079 February 12, 2009

gutter dog

Hot dog of dubious quality purchased from a cart vendor in seedy part of city. Composed of unknown meat and soaking in briney dawgwater for undisclosed amount of time.

<burp> That was one fine gutter dog my friend.

friend: great.... now lets get out of this neighborhood

by 07079 February 2, 2009