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Flarpswitch

That one wall switch in everyone's house the controls absolutely nothing.
I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.
by 07079 August 16, 2011
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Prole Drift

Short for "proletarian drift"

Its the tendency for fancy, expensive or upmarket styles and products to become popular with the working class or urban poor.
Bob: Yo Scribbles... You seen Peanut's new ride? I heard he replaced the vinyl on his civics seats with Burberry fabric.

Scribbles: Burberry?!! Shiiiit, Sounds like Peanut's sufferin' from Prole drift...
by 07079 October 5, 2010
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gutter dog

Hot dog of dubious quality purchased from a cart vendor in seedy part of city. Composed of unknown meat and soaking in briney dawgwater for undisclosed amount of time.
<burp> That was one fine gutter dog my friend.

friend: great.... now lets get out of this neighborhood
by 07079 February 2, 2009
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Irish Riviera

Spring Lake NJ.

A beach community in NJ with the highest percentage of Irish Americans in the United States per municipality.
Yo why does everyone in this town have blonde or red hair?
It's the irish Riviera Mate!
by 07079 June 11, 2010
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2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.
Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
by 07079 January 21, 2012
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Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.
Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.
by 07079 May 31, 2011
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HRT

Abbrev. For "high rising terminal"

Also known as uptalk or rising inflection, it is the tendency for condescending, know-it-alls to end everything they say in in way that sounds like a question.
Computer geek: "So basically..? Next time you boot your PC make sure it plugged in? MmmmKay?"

User: "Enough with the HRT, you condescending dork."
by 07079 October 27, 2011
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