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Atheist
A term to describe someone who doesn’t believe in god or thinks he exists. Some of them only believe what they see implying that only the material world exists and nothing else.
Atheist: Do you believe in god?
Handler: Yea
Atheist: No way, I only believe in what I can see, what I don’t see I don’t believe
Handler: Have you seen your brain then? Have you seen your future?
Handler: Yea
Atheist: No way, I only believe in what I can see, what I don’t see I don’t believe
Handler: Have you seen your brain then? Have you seen your future?
Atheist by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time May 20, 2022
HDI
HDI stands for the Human Development Index. It measures the standard of living in countries by taking into consideration the education level, life expectancy and GDP per capita PPP of the country in average. It was a measure created by a Pakistani Politician in 1990. It scales from 0 to 1 with 0 being least developed and 1 being the most.
James: Niger has the lowest HDI in the world at 0.354
Andrew: How racists
James: Stop confusing this countrie’s name for a racial slur ur dee racist?!?!
Andrew: So Niger is the most underdeveloped and crappy nation on earth
Mary Jane: Why is Africa, particularly Niger so backwards
James: Because of Low education level, poor ness and how short life they live, babies die a lot there
Mary Jane: Wow so much knowledge into why Niger so underdeveloped
Andrew: How racists
James: Stop confusing this countrie’s name for a racial slur ur dee racist?!?!
Andrew: So Niger is the most underdeveloped and crappy nation on earth
Mary Jane: Why is Africa, particularly Niger so backwards
James: Because of Low education level, poor ness and how short life they live, babies die a lot there
Mary Jane: Wow so much knowledge into why Niger so underdeveloped
HDI by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 23, 2021
Dumb Names
Dumb names where people are called names with two sounds like Oof Oof, E E, Wen Wen or Tu Tu. Very common in developing nations or poor nations like Niger and people are named deez miserable names due to the Low average IQ of 69 there. Since people there are retarded they have no creativity and so name their kids after stupid sounding animal sound names.
Ni Ni: I am gonna name my son Gey Gey
Person with normal intelligence: No No!! come up with something more creative or normal sounding that is such a Dumb names
Ni Ni: No No? That’s a good name
No No, he likes it
Whole village: *Cheers in idiocracy*
*facepalms*
Person with normal intelligence: No No!! come up with something more creative or normal sounding that is such a Dumb names
Ni Ni: No No? That’s a good name
No No, he likes it
Whole village: *Cheers in idiocracy*
*facepalms*
Dumb Names by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 23, 2021
Bully Maguire
The strongest most powerful being in existence.
If the one above all’s power level is ♾ then Bully Maguire’s power level is ♾ to the power of ♾.
This absolute beast makes even Goku look like a joke and piss his pants, more powerful than 100% Shrek and Shaggy combined and even full power ultra instinct shaggy cowers in fear when faced against him. He is thee almighty and thou most powerful being as he transcends all of fiction and bully’s everyone who existed in fiction. He is so powerful he could enter the real world like how he did in family feud where he clapped everyone’s asses.
If the one above all’s power level is ♾ then Bully Maguire’s power level is ♾ to the power of ♾.
This absolute beast makes even Goku look like a joke and piss his pants, more powerful than 100% Shrek and Shaggy combined and even full power ultra instinct shaggy cowers in fear when faced against him. He is thee almighty and thou most powerful being as he transcends all of fiction and bully’s everyone who existed in fiction. He is so powerful he could enter the real world like how he did in family feud where he clapped everyone’s asses.
Ultra Instinct Shaggy: *Uses 0.0000000000000001 percent of his power*
*KilLs ThE oNe ABoVe aLl wiTh OnE lOoK*
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put dirt in your eye
*Kicks and punches UI shaggy in ♾ speed and pisses and shits on him while dancing*
Bully Maguire: Look at little Shag junior, GONNA CRY?
UI Shaggy: Uses *69420 percent of his power*
WhO sAiD 100 PeRceNt WAs mY LiMit!!?!!?!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem
UI Shaggy: *neArly diEs fROm eMoTioNal DaMAGe*
UI Shaggy: I’m sorry for killing God( one above all)
Bully Maguire: *enraged at him* YOU WANT FORGIVENESS GET RELIGION
*proceeds to kill shaggy*
Bully Maguire: Dances and pees, poops on UI shaggy’s corpse
Also Bully Maguire: SeE yA ChUMp
*ReViVes gOD( one above all)
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with bully Maguire
And if you want forgiveness, get religion.
*KilLs ThE oNe ABoVe aLl wiTh OnE lOoK*
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put dirt in your eye
*Kicks and punches UI shaggy in ♾ speed and pisses and shits on him while dancing*
Bully Maguire: Look at little Shag junior, GONNA CRY?
UI Shaggy: Uses *69420 percent of his power*
WhO sAiD 100 PeRceNt WAs mY LiMit!!?!!?!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem
UI Shaggy: *neArly diEs fROm eMoTioNal DaMAGe*
UI Shaggy: I’m sorry for killing God( one above all)
Bully Maguire: *enraged at him* YOU WANT FORGIVENESS GET RELIGION
*proceeds to kill shaggy*
Bully Maguire: Dances and pees, poops on UI shaggy’s corpse
Also Bully Maguire: SeE yA ChUMp
*ReViVes gOD( one above all)
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with bully Maguire
And if you want forgiveness, get religion.
Bully Maguire by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 21, 2021
Quiet kid
Used as a polite phrase or an alternative to shut up to an annoying kid who is probably over sensitive and like a snow flake and will cry when told to shut up.
Quiet kid by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 17, 2021
700
700 is an offensive word. When you say 700 in Chinese it pronounces as Qi bai which sounds like Chee Bai which is a word that refers to vagina cunt.
School Bully: say 700 in Chinese
Quiet kid: *SAYS 700 in chinese to the bully*
School Bully: *dies from gunshot wounds to the head*
Quiet kid: *SAYS 700 in chinese to the bully*
School Bully: *dies from gunshot wounds to the head*
700 by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021
Alkaline Metals
Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium
Na, Sodium
NH3, Ammonia
Ca, Calcium
Ba, Barium
Na, Sodium
NH3, Ammonia
Ca, Calcium
Ba, Barium
Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*
Alkaline Metals by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021