HDI

HDI stands for the Human Development Index. It measures the standard of living in countries by taking into consideration the education level, life expectancy and GDP per capita PPP of the country in average. It was a measure created by a Pakistani Politician in 1990. It scales from 0 to 1 with 0 being least developed and 1 being the most.

James: Niger has the lowest HDI in the world at 0.354
Andrew: How racists

James: Stop confusing this countrie’s name for a racial slur ur dee racist?!?!
Andrew: So Niger is the most underdeveloped and crappy nation on earth
Mary Jane: Why is Africa, particularly Niger so backwards
James: Because of Low education level, poor ness and how short life they live, babies die a lot there
Mary Jane: Wow so much knowledge into why Niger so underdeveloped

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 23, 2021

Highly Educated

When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.

Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021

Alkaline Metals

Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium

Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021

Gay

A lame comeback middle schoolers use on whoever they don’t like.

Human 1: Your mom is fucking gay
Human 2: My mom isn’t gay, she’s dead
Human 1: *leaves in shame*

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 14, 2021

Nothing

Description: nothing

:-|

Mate: You are nothing

Also Mate: I’m you

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021

MLN

MLN is the other extreme (complete opposite) of MLG which you probably know is major league gaming.
Best example of MLN is how dad’s are portrayed in mobile game ads

MLN games: iF yOU CAN pRess forWArd yOu haVe 69420 IQ
*99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people will fail*

Human 1: Where u from
Human 2: MLN
Human 1: Wut is dat
Human 2: Major League Noobing

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 09, 2021

Atheist

A term to describe someone who doesn’t believe in god or thinks he exists. Some of them only believe what they see implying that only the material world exists and nothing else.

Atheist: Do you believe in god?
Handler: Yea
Atheist: No way, I only believe in what I can see, what I don’t see I don’t believe
Handler: Have you seen your brain then? Have you seen your future?

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time May 20, 2022