Forrest Gump

when an old man gets his cock caught in his old lady's bush
by tim September 07, 2003
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all over it

Status of an individual attempting to complete a task or preparing to accomplish some goal.
You want that guy to stop stalking you? I'm all over it.
by Tim July 30, 2003
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can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.
Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.
by Tim March 13, 2003
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cock bite

you say it to your friends went they
screw up bad.
"way to go cock bite" or
"good one cock bite"
by tim September 13, 2003
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turtleboy

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers
that guy on the forums...
by tim November 18, 2003
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dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.
I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.
by Tim June 03, 2004
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tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.
That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.
by Tim April 25, 2004
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