tim's definitions

Cunk Nuggle

A term describing a person who has a bald-head, homosexual tendencies and questionable personal hygiene.

Riley Davis is a Cunk Nuggle.

by Tim November 22, 2004

Cluck

a crack fiend.

Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!

by Tim March 13, 2003

limp

tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 29, 2003

krunked

this means simply "drunk"

"We gonna go to the club and get krunked with Britney."
-The Ying Yang Twins, "(I Got That) Boom Boom," In the Zone

by Tim March 10, 2004

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

hush

A graffiti writer from Atlanta, Ga.

"You, that hush kid is up."

by tim January 23, 2005