nobjockey

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

by Tim August 02, 2003

all over it

Status of an individual attempting to complete a task or preparing to accomplish some goal.

You want that guy to stop stalking you? I'm all over it.

by Tim July 30, 2003

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 02, 2005

spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.

person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!

by Tim August 31, 2005

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003

Swamp Balls

The swamp like feeling when your balls get sweaty.....also see swamp slap

I have swamp balls after sitting in my hot ass room!

by Tim February 09, 2004