Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
by Tim August 17, 2004
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Fsagtot

A midget fag. Double owned...
by Tim June 11, 2003
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Skullfucking

To hold the recipient by the back of the head and insert one's penis into another's mouth forcefully and deeply. Most likely giving the skullfuck-ee less enjoyment than the skullfuck-er.
Skullfucking is fun until someone loses an eye...
by Tim August 22, 2004
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buttpod

Non-existant American slang created by Gwenyth Paltrow to confuse non-Americans, specifically the British. The meaning of this word is flexible and completely open.
See also: gnarlburger.
That lead singer is totally buttpod!
by Tim December 07, 2004
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newgaze

A late-90's, early-00's genre of music that picks up where showgaze left off. Still characterized by layers of guitar washing over the listener, but enfused with a post-grunge energy.
Waterline Drift is a great newgaze band.
by Tim November 06, 2003
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Mud Thunder

Slang for a case of diearhea.
Wow Marie, all that Mexican food gave me a bad case of mud thunder.
by Tim November 08, 2004
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Dirty Blunderbuss

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.
I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.
by Tim September 03, 2007
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