steve's definitions

Smokeshow

Can be either: 1. A wicked hott girl
2. When someone or something really beats someone or something.

That chick was a real smokeshow last night.
Wow the Sox smokeshowed them last night.

by Steve November 23, 2004

Ass clown

a dumb pud

the ass clown fell out of a tree

by Steve July 5, 2003

muscab

The small circle of crusty dried mustard that forms on top of the mustard squeeze bottle after each use.

Make sure to pick of the muscab before you put mustard on my hot dog.

by Steve July 23, 2004

Offspr1ng

God like entity, prowess in all fields of endeavour, and adorned with godlen locks. Perfection personified, quite sexeh too.

If God worked on his AWP skills he might give Offspr1ng a good game.

by Steve February 4, 2003

porple

a character on the popular website porplemontage.com

he's a little green* guy

by Steve July 27, 2004

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

by steve September 18, 2007

clitoris

the female organ whose purpose is sexual pleasure.

If you seriously can't find the clitoris, you're either 15 years old or gay.

by STEVE April 6, 2005