consiglieri

n. the title for a best friend signifying this person as a trusted advisor.

Should I sleep with this chick? Let me consult my consiglieri.

by Steve November 19, 2004

r. kelly

to pee on someone....

See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head

by steve March 01, 2005

chimexican

A cross between a Chinese and Mexican person

Virgil is the ultimate chimexican.

by Steve March 01, 2005

merz

An old fashioned term used for coolness. Also used as a term of fun.

Wow, that was Merz!
What would Merz do?

by Steve April 07, 2005

lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

by Steve January 15, 2005

daeds

(a)deads is a spastic person that leads a simple life and is unemployed.

phil house

by steve April 17, 2004

Hoofshocker

When u use ur foot to penetrate the bitches pussy and ass at once.."big toe in the lil hole...otha 4 in the juicy wet goal" Also known as "The Boot in the Coot"

"If that bitch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the Hoofshocker later tonight"

by Steve January 23, 2004