sam's definitions

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes

by Sam March 3, 2005

blowhole

A blowhole-like act consists of anything that interferes with another person's reasonable enjoyment of his or her vacation. Blowhole-like acts include, but are not limited to, whining, nagging, worrying, being depressed, and talking too much.

Ray enforced the Blowhole rule on Michelle.

by Sam January 20, 2005

Spectroramajingliscioustinselribbonistmas

Who in God's name knows...

Spectroramajinglisioustinselribbonistmas infact frightens me. If any one knows wtf this means, please write a definition!

by Sam December 17, 2003

binked

Washington State Jailhouse slang for getting hit in the head hard.

"That fool got caught cheatin so he just got binked"
"That fuckin chymo is gonna get binked"
"That dipshit Zebra-hopper slipped on some shit and binked his head on the table"

by Sam September 5, 2003

Skiddly

nonsenseical gibberish. Used to indicate sarcasim or a bad joke. Can also be yelled loud in malls just because.

I have better things to do with my life then add words to urban dictionary.com...SKIDDLY

by Sam November 25, 2003

Southern Virginia

Southern Virginia is the best place in the world. Known for its beautiful {southern belles}, Southern Virginia is an amazing place to be. We know the true meaning of southern hospitality and the men certainly know how to treat the ladies. And for Northern Virginia...you too were part of the Confederacy :) We are the only reason YOU seem somewhat of a nice place...

"The people from Northern Virginia are a disgrace to southern hospitality."

by sam December 28, 2004

Buttlark

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.

Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.

by Sam December 3, 2003