sam's definitions

fantabulicious

the only word good enough to even approach describing the most amazing, beautiful, sexy, funny, interesting, kind, caring, passionate, handsome, incredible person in the whole world, Russell

Russell is the most fantabulicious person in the whole world and I am the luckiest girl in the world to be with him.

by Sam June 20, 2006

Macgyver

Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.

Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock

Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!

by Sam January 17, 2004

scratch and sniff

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

by Sam March 3, 2005

Nobhead

Somebody who has a nob on their head

Ya mum

by Sam April 26, 2003

pizza

having a cheezy face. youngsters go through this stage in life when they start to get hair and their balls start to drop.

yo man, did you see josh this morning ? his face looks like a pizza !!

by sam November 18, 2003

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

by Sam November 23, 2003

jujube

A jujube is a delicios red (stone?) fruit found on the hawthorn tree.

Who does not love to eat jujubes?

by Sam December 31, 2003