s's definitions

crack on her

to holla at a girl
to talk to a girl

yo she cute as shit i'm bout to go crack on her

by S May 5, 2003

doojigger

a dick

All dudes have doojiggers.

by s May 26, 2003

The triple fake-out

When you are about to cum after doing a girl in the anus, so you spit on her back, she turns around, you spit in her face, then you spit in her butt-hole, then finally you cum on whoever is behind you.

Jake was mad when i cummed on his shoes after the triple fake-out.

by s December 23, 2004

fk

its short for "Fuck you" dumbass mother fucking hoes these days...

"Go fk your mom you ass"

by s January 28, 2005

martha stewart

Super smart woman. making money by doing ordinary things. people hate because there jelous. i dont see you with he money do i no! muhahaha

rich!bitch! smart! crazy! funny! good thing!

by s December 19, 2003

gnome

wonderful little creatures that dance around and play with mushrooms.

Some are commonly found in backyards.

The gnomes frolicked and played in the fields with their red, pointy hats.

by s March 13, 2003

gamespot

A gaming site full of degenerate wastes of oxygen a more civilized society would have euthanized years ago, run by computer illiterate retards who would be better off being replaced by a chimp.

Mod: I don't like you for personal reasons!!1 I'm gonna ban you and see if I can get away with it!

by S July 17, 2004