ryan's definitions

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.

Ho Ho, Ding Dong, Robert Williams.

by Ryan March 21, 2005

wejiee

An annoying person of jewish decent who plays counter-strike and thinks that he is good.

synonymes : fagget, jew, bitch.

maverick, m a v, 0ptiX, optimav, mavzerozero7, GenriX, ect..

by ryan April 2, 2005

dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

by ryan September 6, 2004

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

Waynesburg pennsylvania

A decent looking town supported by a coal mine and a respectable college called Waynesburg college. However the county its in is the inbred, hick epicenter of the nation.

I plan on visiting some friends in waynesburg soon.

by ryan December 19, 2004

enrolled

to enroll.
to join up, enlist in, become part of. Most commonly referred to when one become a student and signs up for classes in college.

I just got done signing up for classes at Northern Kentucky today.

by Ryan October 25, 2004