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bemis

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.
Hey where's the bemis?
by Ryan March 24, 2004
mugGet the bemismug.

itd

short way of saying "i'd tap dat", said when you see a specimen of high sexual attractivness.
"hey did you see Mike's mom yesterday, damn she looked hot"

"yeah she's one hot MILF, itd"
by Ryan September 19, 2005
mugGet the itdmug.

tossum

From the word tossing meaning a person who is a bad lad/lass
your a complete tossum!!
by ryan March 1, 2005
mugGet the tossummug.

Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!
by Ryan June 17, 2004
mugGet the Dufmug.

Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
mugGet the Ted Kennedymug.

icww

irc's crappest wannabe wankers
Mick-Lucifer
by Ryan March 20, 2003
mugGet the icwwmug.

MTV VMA

Music Television Video Music Awards
Chris Rock was a funny host during the 2003 MTV VMA's
by ryan August 29, 2003
mugGet the MTV VMAmug.

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