pat's definitions

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

gnar-gnar

Incredibly awesome, excessively good

Derived from the term "gnarly"

Whoa, did you see him hit the tranny with a 720 nose grind, it was gnar-gnar

by Pat February 18, 2003

toasterhead

The best band in the world---the one from buffalo MN

Pat, Smude, Barry, Reese, Jared, and Ryan, are in Toasterhead

by Pat December 30, 2003

noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

by Pat February 18, 2003

sqidileyspooch

A word denoting a person with both gonorrhea and herpes, an active case of tourettes, and with a organ from a reptile.

That twitching reptilian prostitute is a total sqidileyspooch!

by Pat March 15, 2005

Wombat

This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.

I wombatted that crazy shick last night.
DAMN RYAN YOU WOMBATTED ME GOOD WITH THAT PENCIL.

by pat February 5, 2004

bulbazar

Very good, awesome

Derived from the greatest Pokemon of them all Bulbasaur

Man, your girlfriend came over last night, she was bulbazar!

by Pat February 18, 2003