John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

by Pat February 18, 2003

Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

by pat July 12, 2004

pussy passage

a passage in which the penis has to pass before the penitration phase begins

anthony and his girlfriend(currently his mom)has to go through before he pre-maturely sperminated in her eye (i always wondered why she had that twitch)

by pat December 03, 2004

minizzle

'Snoopified' word for 'Minute' used in an AOL 9.0 television commercial

After the man recommends using an old Snoop Dogg CD to fill in for the AOL disk the customers were going to use to complete their fish made of CD's Snoop Dogg comes around the corner behind the customers and says "Now wait just one minizzle"

by Pat December 24, 2003

Shite

substance eaten by the neds

whats for his lunch, shite?

by Pat October 12, 2003