queerio

A sod, fag, gay boy. Pejorative, in a jaunty sort of way.

The waiters at that joint are a bunch of queerios.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

whore's bath

A bit of talcum powder in the armpits; fingers run through the hair.

She shook her ass three times, took a whore's bath, and walked on out the door.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

punch line

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

buggerall

British for "not a damned thing'; gurnisht; nada.

I worked painting his house for a week, but he didn't pay me buggerall

by cornholio October 09, 2003