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toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.
Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape
by Brian November 1, 2004
mugGet the toothscrapemug.

homework

An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.
Can you come over and help me do my homework?
by Brian April 30, 2004
mugGet the homeworkmug.

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.
Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.
by Brian September 1, 2008
mugGet the heteroflexiblemug.

feng shui

the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!
"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
by Brian March 6, 2003
mugGet the feng shuimug.

han kee

Asians use this phrase to refer to White people. This seems to be a transliteration of the Black slang term "honky". Pronounced like "hawn key".
Mother: Why you date han kee?
Daughter: Because han kee really good looking and rich!
Mother: You find nice Chinese man!
Daughter: No, I find han kee!
by Brian September 20, 2007
mugGet the han keemug.

ing-ing

An adjective describing undescribable joy or worth. Something heavenly or beyond Godliness.

OR

An adjective describing tedium, bordom, or undescribable hell.

It stems from the common adjective ending of "-ing" and is simply repeated but said differently. A dragged accent is spoken on the first "ing" rather than the second. Normally when spoken, there is a pause prior to the word. When written, an elipses comes before it. Use it cautiously.
Damn this term paper! It's just so...ing-ing!

What a great term paper! It's just so...ing-ing!
by Brian May 5, 2004
mugGet the ing-ingmug.

Lakehead

1)Slang for doing poorly on a test/assignment. Originated from Lakehead University in Ontario, a post-secondary institute renowned for its low admission standards, poor academic record and rampant alcoholism.

2) To carry out an extremely stupid or unadvisable act
1) Man, I went totally Lakehead on that Econ midterm.

2) Holy shit, I pulled a Lakehead!
by Brian March 6, 2005
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