brian's definitions

spo

The act of spooing.

He spooed me so hard up the ass I couldn't walk for a week.

by Brian April 25, 2003

Biscuit

Sometimes used as a term to talk about a hocckey puck

Wayne put the biscuit in the back of the garbage can.

by Brian November 29, 2003

god

The one we will ALL bow to.

Christians bow to God on the last day perfect peace and happiness in their hearts.

Non-believers bow to God on the last day for mercy after the terror of hell was revealed.

God is just. He will give us what we deserve. We all deserve hell. Christ is the only way to avoid it.

by Brian February 10, 2006

Landline

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.

Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.

by Brian November 26, 2003

mull

While having sex with a dead female, the mouth is over the whole vaginal opening while a friend jumps on the stomache of the dead female repeatedly. The person on the receiving end will get all the juices from the dead lady thus resulting in a Mull.

Bobby mulled my dead grandma last night!

by Brian April 20, 2006

warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

by Brian December 2, 2004

Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.

JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!

by brian May 13, 2003