bob's definitions

Drej

Drej- a carbon copy of a retard that cant think of anything new to say

Drej:your owned
Drej:jew
Drej:your a pos N00b

by bob February 4, 2004

BurnoutPed

a dumfuck that has no penis that fucks dogs up the rear end

keith is a burout ped kidding man aight?!?!?

by bob September 19, 2003

EVIL

A weirdo cult with a website on geocities. It is an acronym for "Every Villian Is Lemons".

EVILs (followers of EVIL) apparently believe that god is a gorilla living on the moon and is named "Mozzarella". They worship cheese, and say that Dick Cheney and Chuck E. Cheese are their messiahs.

In short, EVILs are one screwed-up bunch of wackos.

The EVIL sacred text is the "Book O' EVIL." EVILs have serious issues.

by Bob October 15, 2003

cheesemonger

Seller of cheese for personal or domestic uses

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

by bob November 23, 2002

weight

N.
1. The measurement of the amount of mass of an object has.
2. Term used to describe large shipments of drugs, usually illegal

1. Did you get the hight and weight of the criminal?
2. There's a pretty good amount of weight waiting to be picked up down by the dock.

by bob April 13, 2003

Band

A very common disease in which the individual feels the need to repeatedly play an object, usually referred to as an "instrument," on an day to day basis. Common side effects are loss of hair, virginity, social status, social life, and in some cases, mild death

Bob: Wanna go to the movies?
Bobette: I can't, I have Band

by Bob March 5, 2003

pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.

Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks

by Bob May 13, 2005