bL0BbY BiTcH's definitions

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020

Karen

That bitch who took the kids and I only got them on the weekends

Dude 1- *sighs*
Dude 2- yo man what's wrong
Dude 1- Karen took the kids again

Dude 2- that bitch

by bL0BbY BiTcH July 12, 2019

Duck Fuckers

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Bad pussy

The pussy of the thot at yout local middle school/high school. You will get horrible cunt breath if you eat her expired meat.

Boy 1: Dude you know Becky?
Boy 2: Yep, she is a total thot.
Boy 1: She has a bad pussy.

Boy 2: I can tell, I can smell cunt breath coming out of your mouth that smells like her disgusting groin.

by bL0BbY BiTcH July 9, 2019

Period

That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.

Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!

*next day*

Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH

*at the beach*

Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry

Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok

*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit

*After bathroom*

Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(

by bL0BbY BiTcH August 9, 2018

Chocolate pussy

Getting shit all over your vagina

Kristy wiped her ass from back to front and now has chocolate pussy

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019