The pussy of the thot at yout local middle school/high school. You will get horrible cunt breath if you eat her expired meat.
Boy 1: Dude you know Becky?
Boy 2: Yep, she is a total thot.
Boy 1: She has a bad pussy.
Boy 2: I can tell, I can smell cunt breath coming out of your mouth that smells like her disgusting groin.
Boy 2: Yep, she is a total thot.
Boy 1: She has a bad pussy.
Boy 2: I can tell, I can smell cunt breath coming out of your mouth that smells like her disgusting groin.
by bL0BbY BiTcH July 09, 2019
Get the Bad pussy mug.Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
Get the Duck Fuckers mug.That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.
Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
by bL0BbY BiTcH August 09, 2018
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Get the Chocolate pussy mug.Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
Get the Urban Dictonary mug.A game that small 8 year old children like to fuck on and report 17 year olds for breaking the rules when nothing happens. Kids also waste money on robux to by some weird shit from the catolog that make them think they are cool.
Example 1
8 year old boy: Oh boy I can't wait to f*ck on ROBLOX!
8 year old girl: ABC for a girlfriend
8 year old boy: *gets boner* ABC
*Moments later*
They have sex in the girls apartment and later the girl breaks up with the boy and the whole thing happens all over again
Example 2
Me: *dies* sh*t
8 year old: YOU SAID A BAD WORD IM REPORTING YOU!
*Gets reported by a bunch of small 7 and 8 year olds*
*Moments later*
ROBLOX: *Receives a report*
8 year old kids report:
"ThEy sAiD a nO nO wOrD BaN tHeM nOw >:("
ROBLOX: Nothing wrong here!
*About a day or two later*
Me: *is not banned*
Little 8 year olds: BUT WE REPORTED YOU THIS ISNT FAIR U CHEATED >:(
8 year old boy: Oh boy I can't wait to f*ck on ROBLOX!
8 year old girl: ABC for a girlfriend
8 year old boy: *gets boner* ABC
*Moments later*
They have sex in the girls apartment and later the girl breaks up with the boy and the whole thing happens all over again
Example 2
Me: *dies* sh*t
8 year old: YOU SAID A BAD WORD IM REPORTING YOU!
*Gets reported by a bunch of small 7 and 8 year olds*
*Moments later*
ROBLOX: *Receives a report*
8 year old kids report:
"ThEy sAiD a nO nO wOrD BaN tHeM nOw >:("
ROBLOX: Nothing wrong here!
*About a day or two later*
Me: *is not banned*
Little 8 year olds: BUT WE REPORTED YOU THIS ISNT FAIR U CHEATED >:(
by bL0BbY BiTcH December 30, 2018
Get the ROBLOX mug.Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
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