andre's definitions

michael vick

One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:

get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks

fast as shit and can juke out almost any body

"Yesterday Michal Vick rushed for 147 yards!"

by Andre January 17, 2005

Russlan

It is an anoying male human. Posibly the most anoying one because:

1.Has a really squeaky voice like a hamster, rabbit or any small creature.

2.Talks, acts and looks like a girl.

3. Can easily piss off any person very easily.

"Naraman is acting like a Russlan and he wouldn't shut the hell up!"

by Andre January 6, 2005

toed up

An incorrect derivation of the term "tore up". Now used to mean getting fucked up so bad that you have to lay down.

Bro, lets get toed up tonight.

by Andre December 12, 2004

usufu

A person who laughs like a monkey, likes Jesus and George Bush.

Andrey:Yo Usufu are you going to vote for Bush?
Usufu:Fo sho!

by Andre April 28, 2005

wikipedia

The free encyclopedia.

I'm going to look this up in Wikipedia.

by Andre January 7, 2004

treefag

A dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. To survive he eats apples and other things that surround him.

Bob:I thought I heard something coming from that tree.
Andrey:Naw, it's probably a bird.
Bob:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a treefag run!

by Andre April 25, 2005

sperm squirm

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

by andre April 24, 2005