jayster

Marijuana joint. Derived from the term, "J."

I cant wait until I am done rolling this jayster, so we can smoke it.

by alex February 28, 2005

ounce

28 grams of marijuana, $160-$200 canadian, pay any more and your getting ripped off

hey there junior high kids, wanna buy an ounce for $300?

by alex December 12, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 09, 2003

nerdula

1. The dark king of all nerds, who prays on "Noobs" and feasts on computer chips. He has leathal hacking skills and claims to be "1337". He is found only at the computer desk and inside the lockers at school.

i hope you get caught by nerdula, and you are taken into the dark abyss that is his nerdlyness.

by Alex December 04, 2003

budgie hunter

someone who seeks out females, hunts the budgie.

I'm a budgie hunter.
I'm going out budgie hunting tonight.

by alex February 21, 2004

geeking out

The act of doing something exceptionally geeky. Especially in the case of something that requires prolonged planning or preparation.

College student1: Hey where's Chuck?
College Student2: dude... he's totally geeking out today at some Star Trek convention or something today.

by Alex January 21, 2004

gainer

Gainer is slang for the diving trick reverse. The category number is 300. For Example, a reverse flip (usually the term for gainer) is 302, and reverse double would be 304. A reverve is done when walking forward with a full approach, and not running. Many inexperienced divers run on the board, and could very easily slip. Gainer 2 and a half, 305, pike is the dive Greg Lougains hit his head on in the Olympics.

My personal favorite dive is a 304 tuck, which is a reverse double, but I like to call it, "gainer double."

by alex February 22, 2005