dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.

"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"

by alex December 02, 2004

email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

by Alex January 18, 2004

10fros

A great weight being compared to 10 large afros (afro being a large growth of hair on african american males that grows up instead of down and in the shape of a ball)

"that sh*t weighed like 10 fros off the truck"

by alex April 29, 2003

avni

One beautiful young girl who i aodre greatly. She is just the coolest person you would ever meet.

"That girl over there is so pretty"

by alex December 13, 2004

The She

a swedish mistress that lives in the sewers of imitation China Town

The She says...

by Alex March 14, 2003

resin rocket

a resin rocket is when you toke a spiff and the resin that has built up in the filter gets sucked into your mouth

DIRT!!! i just got a resin rocket

by alex October 18, 2004

Heejay

A BJ with a dash of Korean spice....BAM

Man, I totally pulled a heejay at that bukakkalypse last night!

by Alex October 05, 2004