Vince's definitions

doj

doj (n)(v)-the act of sucking ones penis. putting ones lips around a penis and sucking. comes from the word job but fliped around never caps

1. give me a doj
2. doj me and fucking like it bitch
3. doj me

by vince April 17, 2005

scooped up

see also scoop. A fighting tactic in which one person grabs another's legs and attempts to lift him off of the ground, often onto something (table, chair, etc.). Usually results in getting hit repeatedly in the back.

Damn that n*gga got scooped up.
He was tryin' to scoop his ass up.

by Vince November 30, 2003

OverwhelmingCode

One who enjoys "The Cock"
Wishes to have sexual experiences with Link, the star of the Zelda series of games.

One without skills.

See also, faggot

"That guy is OverwhelmingCode"

by Vince April 19, 2003

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

Knobstick

A derogitory term for use in most situations, combination of the terms knob and stick

Rick: You're hair looks pretty stupid
John: Shut it, knobstick!

by Vince June 30, 2004

Video Kard

The process of buying a video card, taking said card out of the box, shinkwrapping the box with some socks inside.

I just pulled a "video kard" at Best Buy... score!!!

by VINce November 12, 2003

dadonkadonk

a butt that when it moves up goes dadonk and on the way down it goes adonk.

I love the dadonkadonk butt.

by Vince January 6, 2003