Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Schmutzvering
( amalgamation of the words schmutz and covering): Another pejorative name for the cloth mask you've worn on your face ever since covid came along
Why do you have a schmutzvering on?! Schmutzfest is over!
Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2022
Chicken stock
(written куром на смех in Russian): when one does or says something so silly/stupid/ridiculous/idiotic- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make a laughing stock out of you.
Chicken stock by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2022
George Costanza
Even if George Costanza was a fictional character on Seinfeld...well at least he did the opposite of what led him to screw up his life choices. Maybe Biden should do the opposite of everything he himself has done so far as president?
George Costanza by Uncle Dimma May 20, 2022
Bear policy
It’s a company policy for what to do if something happens to an employee, for example they quit or get eaten by a bear.
What plans does your company have to preserve that person’s knowledge and have someone else at the company take on their role? Do they even know or care that a bear policy is important to have? And that in the uk a bear policy is also known as a bus policy?
Bear policy by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2022
Bear policy
Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit
because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
Bear policy by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2022
Schmutzfest
(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them
Enough with the schmutzfest already
Schmutzfest by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2022
Soc-med shaming
When you tape another person's embarrassing/private/hilarious moments and then put the tape on soc-med to embarrass the person even more
My neighbor's dog escaped into my backyard. So when said neighbor showed up in my yard drunk, only in his underwear and galoshes, trying to get his dog to go back home...I taped the incident and turned it into soc-med shaming. It was hilarious.
Soc-med shaming by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2022