Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Sanhedrin
a) a gathering of people sharing the same vocational field.
b) a supreme legal, judicial and executive council of elders in extant tribal societies.
b) a supreme legal, judicial and executive council of elders in extant tribal societies.
boy a) have you heard of the Mumba-Yumba tribe, it's somewhere in Africa. Would you know if they have a Sanhedrin?
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Bakersville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Bakersville Hall, my late grandparents' country estate.
Sanhedrin by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2013
hitting the sauce
being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right? Now, go relearn your chemistry.
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right? Now, go relearn your chemistry.
hitting the sauce by Uncle Dimma March 8, 2013
weather grandpa
or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.
N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.
weather grandpa by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2013
troglodithe
1) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws
2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, 'cute little baby monsters' (used by my grandmother on my and my aunt when they were little)
2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, 'cute little baby monsters' (used by my grandmother on my and my aunt when they were little)
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
troglodithe by Uncle Dimma March 5, 2013
putting words in the horse's mouth
boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
putting words in the horse's mouth by Uncle Dimma March 4, 2013
to idolize Marilyn Monroe
(verb): for a woman to be so sexy (or sexily dressed) as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, begging to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think she was specifically dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning? i just had a boner.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, lol is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian with her. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, lol is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian with her. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
to idolize Marilyn Monroe by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2013
an idea with merit
man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Harvard to study biochemistry. I can't afford the tuition. what can i do?
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you serious?
man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you serious?
man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.
an idea with merit by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2013