Definitions by Uncle Dimma
better paying job
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
better paying job by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
dump-clothes
(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
dump-clothes by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
we, humans, are creatures of habit
a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
a milfberry
dude 1) where can i get a milfberry, cinnamon flavor please?
dude 2) lolz, please reconsider that; a cinnamon milfberry may not exist, since lolz cinnamon is not a berry.
dude 1) okay, then help me find a strawberry one.
dude 2) easy enough go; to the local friend finder, it'll point you in the right direction.
dude 2) lolz, please reconsider that; a cinnamon milfberry may not exist, since lolz cinnamon is not a berry.
dude 1) okay, then help me find a strawberry one.
dude 2) easy enough go; to the local friend finder, it'll point you in the right direction.
a milfberry by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
imba
boy 1) why are you are so imba at Monopoly, even if Monopoly is not a FPS?
boy 2) You need to play Monopoly if you are going to survive in the capitalist world. Practice makes perfect.
boy 2) You need to play Monopoly if you are going to survive in the capitalist world. Practice makes perfect.
imba by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
tunnel vision
(in terms of introspection): to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.
depression and drug addiction are hard to treat in part because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection and think that there is no way out, so much so that they are even afraid to go and ask for appropriate help.
tunnel vision by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
open happiness
(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) um, are you virgin?
girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
girl b) um, are you virgin?
girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
open happiness by Uncle Dimma August 25, 2013