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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

bratager 

a child between the ages of 5 and 12-ish.
a child of this age is named a bratager because they often behave like spoiled brats, demanding quite a lot from their parents, yet you can't kick them out of the house yet; at this point a bratager is not yet an idiotager and is therefore not old or smart enough to even try and flap your own wings, or their wings rather, like the former.
bratager by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2013

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

sift flour 

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant
Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as juicy because, more often than not, they sift flour.
sift flour by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): i sure won't my BFA, lol, simply to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): i sure won't my BFA, lol, simply to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): i sure won't my BFA, lol, simply to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013

better paying job 

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm