Definitions by Uncle Dimma
skeleton in the closet
employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
skeleton in the closet by Uncle Dimma October 18, 2013
manstruating
(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.
advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.
manstruating by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2013
hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine
in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.
hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2013
quetch
(verb) a) to incessantly complain anything and everything including the weather. b) as a noun, an offensive term for people who quetch all the time.
son comes home from school and starts screaming : oh this horrible Canadian climate why can't it stop snowing already, it's mid january, i want spring.
mother:stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days straight. Welcome to Canada sweetie. Don't like the climate, you can move out to Naples Italy.
mother:stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days straight. Welcome to Canada sweetie. Don't like the climate, you can move out to Naples Italy.
quetch by Uncle Dimma October 16, 2013
tête-â- tête
a) tête-â- tête: a French de France term meaning: a private face-to-face conversation, excluding all "technological" communication devices including regular mail.
b) (when the word is used in an oral or written request): a request for a future private face-to-face meeting
b) (when the word is used in an oral or written request): a request for a future private face-to-face meeting
tête-â- tête by Uncle Dimma October 14, 2013
לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash)
(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.
Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.
לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) by Uncle Dimma October 12, 2013
navel gazer
a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.
Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer
navel gazer by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2013