Definitions by Uncle Dimma

dirty hands 

an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother

when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded

dirty hands by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2013

feub 

(A combination of the words female and cub, pronounced feb): literally a female version of a cub, on online hookup/dating sites.

If nowadays cougars look for cubs for a craig's-hook , it should not IMHO be a crime for a silver-fox to look for a feub

feub by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2013

binoculared pig 

A very offensive term for people wearing glasses.

Do not call anyone else a binoculared pig unless you wear glasses yourself.

binoculared pig by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2013

trolling words 

words that are supposed to mislead

sarcastic phrases are perfect examples of trolling words.

trolling words by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2013

teenage pregnancy pacts 

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior.

teenage pregnancy pacts by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2013

monkey cereal 

Your morning cereal which has orange/grapefruit juice in it , instead of milk.

You have to be either crazy or eccentrically ingenious to have monkey cereal for breakfast

monkey cereal by Uncle Dimma November 29, 2013

carnaldestism 

(acronym of the words baptism of carnal desire): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires. i.e. loses their virginity.

if you are born in the Western world after 1990 and you have not had your carnaldestism before the age of 20, you may be labeled a social retard

carnaldestism by Uncle Dimma November 28, 2013