Definitions by Uncle Dimma
better paying job
a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
better paying job by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
coolidiculous
the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous (ridiculous in a positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
(adj): something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
BFA
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges
b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a): I will forget my BFA on purpose to annoy you.
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a): I will forget my BFA on purpose to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
broccoli-art
broccoli-art by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
horny plump
Horny plump is a perfect epitome of a paradox since horny and plump are adjectives by themselves, but I have combined them to form a noun.
horny plump by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013
workverload
People under 45 years, if they manage their stress levels properly, won't die of workverload unless they have a Balzacian heart .
workverload by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013
woverload
People under 45 years of age, provided they don't smoke or drink too much, rarely literally die of woverload, unless they have a medical condition called a Balzacian heart
woverload by Uncle Dimma December 15, 2013