Definitions by Uncle Dimma
don't put the camel in the trash
(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.
Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase don't put the camel in the trash in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.
don't put the camel in the trash by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2014
eating berries
if you want to be a self-made man or The Teflon Don you need to start by learning how to be eating berries
eating berries by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2014
tête-â- tête
a) tête-â- tête: a French de France term meaning: a private face-to-face conversation, excluding all "technological" communication devices including regular mail.
b) (when the word is used in an oral or written request): a request for a future private face-to-face meeting
b) (when the word is used in an oral or written request): a request for a future private face-to-face meeting
do we even, as a society, know what the term tête-â- tête as in my definition a) above refers to, or do did we, in our technologically convenient world forget what it is?
tête-â- tête by Uncle Dimma January 2, 2014
quetch
a) (verb) to incessantly complain anything and everything including the weather.
b) (noun) an offensive term for people who quetch all the time.
b) (noun) an offensive term for people who quetch all the time.
son comes home from school and starts screaming : oh this horrible Canadian climate why can't it stop snowing already, it's mid January, i want spring.
mother:stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days straight. Don't like the climate, you can move from Montreal to let's say, Naples, Italy.
mother:stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days straight. Don't like the climate, you can move from Montreal to let's say, Naples, Italy.
quetch by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2014
devil-worship
whether a fwb or an fbltr is considered devil-worship by the standards of sexsciology or your immb is irrelevant; only time will tell.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2014
spring has sprung
father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
spring has sprung by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2014
a deutsche schwein
(even if the phrase is German, it is not meant in any to offend Germany, the German language or culture, or pigs being raised on German farms):
1) immoral or amoral people in general
2) (if you are German): used to insult other Germans who IYHO who are not, or don't seem to be, German patriots.
1) immoral or amoral people in general
2) (if you are German): used to insult other Germans who IYHO who are not, or don't seem to be, German patriots.
The Canadian province of Ontario knew what it was doing when it banned smoking in cars where minors are present, and labeled people engaging in such behavior as debauched a deutsche schwein.
a deutsche schwein by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2014