Definitions by Uncle Dimma
achtung a goy'yim
(N.B : in this phrase, the word goy'yim is not to be confused with the word goyim).
(literal translation from Victorian-ca. 1840's-1920's- German: a) beware of non-monotheists and heathens b) attention all non-monotheists, followed by the message itself that one wants to address to all non-monotheists):
a phrase meaning, often said in a admonishing tone, "beware of immorality or amorality".
(literal translation from Victorian-ca. 1840's-1920's- German: a) beware of non-monotheists and heathens b) attention all non-monotheists, followed by the message itself that one wants to address to all non-monotheists):
a phrase meaning, often said in a admonishing tone, "beware of immorality or amorality".
mother: Emily, mark my words, this is your first year in high school; apart from all the cool stuff you will learn, there are also, other, darker, more dangerous things that will surround you (...)
Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtung a goy'yim the phrase you wanted to use? yes, i know, dad told me yesterday, when I packed my things.
mother: Emily, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, but yes essentially you are correct.
Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtung a goy'yim the phrase you wanted to use? yes, i know, dad told me yesterday, when I packed my things.
mother: Emily, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, but yes essentially you are correct.
achtung a goy'yim by Uncle Dimma April 25, 2014
grabbing a chocolate bar
for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors. For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
grabbing a chocolate bar by Uncle Dimma April 25, 2014
drive yourself away
a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time
Since gtfo by itself is too boorish and rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically get lost.
drive yourself away by Uncle Dimma April 25, 2014
quetch
a) (verb) to incessantly complain anything and everything and everyone in your environment, know full well that you have faults of your own that need to be addressed.
b) (noun) an offensive term for people who quetch all the time.
b) (noun) an offensive term for people who quetch all the time.
son comes home from school and starts screaming : oh this horrible Canadian climate; why can't it stop snowing already, it's mid January, I want spring.
mother: stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days. Don't like the climate, you can move from Montreal to let's say, Naples, Italy.
mother: stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days. Don't like the climate, you can move from Montreal to let's say, Naples, Italy.
quetch by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2014
lipstick on a pig
(a misogynistic term originally used by some Democrats to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008); they didn't like how much make make-up she had on)
a) overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.
b) when people, for whatever reason, go out on a limb, and propose, for their zeitgeist, extremely novel, eccentric, living underwater type ideas for the improvement and/or regeneration of their society
a) overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.
b) when people, for whatever reason, go out on a limb, and propose, for their zeitgeist, extremely novel, eccentric, living underwater type ideas for the improvement and/or regeneration of their society
a) I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case; the moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.
b) The Philosophes, people such a Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire and Montesquieu, among others, did indeed go lipstick on a pig between the death of Louis XIV and The American Revolution and accidentally ushered in The French Enlightenment
b) The Philosophes, people such a Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire and Montesquieu, among others, did indeed go lipstick on a pig between the death of Louis XIV and The American Revolution and accidentally ushered in The French Enlightenment
lipstick on a pig by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2014
men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper
a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
blowing fairy dust up your skirt
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
blowing fairy dust up your skirt by Uncle Dimma April 16, 2014