Definitions by Uncle Dimma
to discover
If you are a serial murderer you can be telling me your limo is triple parked all you bloody want; you are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier. Forensic science is there to discover exactly what the 5 journalistic w's and 1h are in your specific case.
to discover by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014
praelfie
if you do not want to end up like Rehtaeh Parsons, do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend, no matter how much you trust him. Even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a social media site.
praelfie by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014
consumaste society
(the word consumaste is a combination of consume and waste)
a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
not only is our North American Western society an unsustainable utopia based on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society. However, since this term was invented in the Canadian province of Quebec, it should also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspillmation.
consumaste society by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014
normyguay
(a combination of the words normal and gay): a term used to insult people who only happen to be heterosexual but not hetero-normative
a heterosexual and hetero-normative person can't be friends with someone who is normyguay; they just don't have that much in common.
normyguay by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2014
selfiglyphy
(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people
a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people
selfiglyphy by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2014
travail bâclé
a French- de France- term, meaning, a shit job that's done without my thought or effort put into it.
if you are a fan of doing a travail bâclé, whether it's your homework or anything else, you should't be surprised if you are asked to redo the same boring job over and over again, comme du monde.
travail bâclé by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2014
methylphenidate
most people from the ignorant masses methylphenidate under its generic, ubiquitous, name instead of opening an organic chemistry book
methylphenidate by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2014