Definitions by Uncle Dimma
we, humans, are creatures of habit
we, humans, are creatures of habit
a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no and no again. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too.
father: no and no again. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too.
we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma June 8, 2014
carnaldestism
(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced carnaldethism): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
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just a caveat for my friends out there , especially ladies: if you have not had your carnaldestism before the age of 20 and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand. Btw¸, getting drunk before your carnaldestism, is retargerous as it is, no matter the age.
carnaldestism by Uncle Dimma June 7, 2014
like it or lump it
like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding
like it or lump it by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2014
horny plump
A horny plump, as a noun, is actually paradox, since it's a noun created from 2 adjectives, horny, and plump.
horny plump by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2014
retargerous
( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.
Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.
retargerous by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
idiotager
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like bratagers- but do behave like idiots (NOT synonymous with being an idiot), repeating the mistakes of previous generations in terms of re-inventing and/or re-discovering sex, drugs, fashion styles, and music
idiotager by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
retargerous
( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.
Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.
retargerous by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014