Definitions by Uncle Dimma
farming and grinding
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? Coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?
Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.
mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.
Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.
mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.
farming and grinding by Uncle Dimma August 22, 2014
normyguay
(a combination of the words normal and gay): a term used to insult people who only happen to be heterosexual but not hetero-normative
if you are hetero-normative, you can't be normyguay; you are also automatically heterosexual by definition. However, if you are heterosexual, but not anti-gay, you are absolutely not hetero-normative
normyguay by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2014
The Charbonneau Commission
(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)
a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`
The Charbonneau Commission by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014
skype-slut
IMHO a skype-slut, being superficial because she is a champion at both living underwater and in Elmo's world on the other side of an impersonal and socially amorphous screen, would have all the trouble in the world holding down either a meaningful relationship or a better paying job outside the porn industry
skype-slut by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014
a friend's house
your second crash pad when you're an idiotager and were kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving
I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over
a friend's house by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014
doing harakiri
the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire]. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire]. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014
travail bâclé
a French- de France- term, meaning, a shit or posmic quality job that's done without much thought or effort put into it.
if you are a fan of doing a travail bâclé, whether it's your homework or anything else, you shouldn't be surprised if you are told to pay your bills on time.
travail bâclé by Uncle Dimma August 18, 2014