Definitions by Uncle Dimma

go back to your cave 

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Grey's Man are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.

Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

go back to your cave by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2017

go back to your cave 

A nicer way of telling someone ' please calm down before talking to, since you are too excited right now'.

Since in order to rationally solve problems, cooler heads must prevail, both men and women should learn what the phrase to go back to your cave means.

go back to your cave by Uncle Dimma July 29, 2017

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

Verb: for a guy to drop on his knees in front of a sexy woman and ask her for sexual favors

Do not even try to idolize Marilyn Monroe, unless you are proposing marriage to your girlfriend

to idolize Marilyn Monroe by Uncle Dimma July 23, 2017

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

( Verb): for men to get on their knees in front of a sexy woman and kissing/licking her feet, with the goal of obtaining sexual favors from said woman.

If you're not trying to propose marriage to a woman do not even try to idolize Marilyn Monroe, it's misogynistic

to idolize Marilyn Monroe by Uncle Dimma July 22, 2017

proletariat syndrome 

A medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian class, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some chores, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning.

Proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or seasonal mood disorder.

proletariat syndrome by Uncle Dimma July 22, 2017

a.i 

A) as is
B) artificial insemination, in terms of mediapocrisy

If you don't want to suffer from a.i definition b), just leave it a.i definition a), piss on it and walk away.

a.i by Uncle Dimma July 17, 2017

kardama 

a) (Sanskrit): adj-covered in mud, mire, dirt. Dirty or filthy.

b) ( khardammah in Arabic): adj- something so filthy and dirty it becomes haram in terms of human consumption

The modern media, as well as its hypocrisy, is so kardama, both definitions a and b.

kardama by Uncle Dimma July 12, 2017