Definitions by Uncle Dimma

email dump 

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

email dump by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2021

shoe-stringer 

shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget, for the rest

if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with intentional price gouging?

shoe-stringer by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2021

burner account 

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards

if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account

burner account by Uncle Dimma December 10, 2020

Louis XIV 

very arrogant King of France 1661-1715

it was Louis XIV who ordered the construction of Versailles and famously said " l'état c'est moi", I am the State

Louis XIV by Uncle Dimma December 10, 2020

m.h.s 

mental health support

where is my m.h.s network? I don't want to be left high and dry

m.h.s by Uncle Dimma November 26, 2020

brown fireworks 

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

brown fireworks by Uncle Dimma November 26, 2020

Queen Hillary 

What Hillary Clinton should have become on the first Tuesday in Nov 2016

Mrs Clinton should have become Queen Hillary, but Donald Trump had other ideas

Queen Hillary by Uncle Dimma November 15, 2020