Definitions by Uncle Dimma
natedication
When I have a headache, I turn to my favorite natedication, onions, instead of taking Tylenol or Advil; same spiel when I have a cold.
natedication by Uncle Dimma June 24, 2014
turkey fingers
if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
turkey fingers by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2014
a goddess from Athens
a female that's great, even absolutely amazing, in bed, the exact opposite of a mediocrity from the suburbs.
a goddess from Athens by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2014
zeitgeistically
zeitgeistically speaking, the word idiot had a radically different meaning in the Greece of Alexander The Great than what it does today, and had nothing to do with mentally ill or stupid people.
zeitgeistically by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2014
rover
a) verb- to refuse over and over again
b) noun- a person who refuses the professional help they deserve, over and over again, and are therefore stupid enough to be burning your bridges.
b) noun- a person who refuses the professional help they deserve, over and over again, and are therefore stupid enough to be burning your bridges.
when you need professional social help for addictions such as gambling and alcoholism, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire; all you have to do is stop being a rover, as per definition b) above. Burning your bridges, i.e. rejecting people who can help you, is not the greatest of ideas.
rover by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2014
unadaptable
if you have manners, do not call your elders technologically challenged, call then unadaptable instead.
unadaptable by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2014
a mediocrity from the suburbs
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is
a mediocrity from the suburbs by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2014