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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

koshelal 

Something that is kosher and halal at the sane time
Why don't Muslims consider kosher food halal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.
koshelal by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2014

The Great Migration 

(All 3words should be spelled with capitals): an offensive term for white colonialism of 3rd world countries
The Great Migration and The Crusades are responsible for the modern misunderstanding between the Middle East and The West.

zeitgeistically

(adv/adj):

a) in zeitgeist

b)in its proper socio-cultural/historical context
zeitgeistically speaking, the word "idiot" had a radically different meaning in the Greece of Alexander The Great, to what it does today.
zeitgeistically by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2014

to extend your lebensraum 

a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.
mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until you are going to extend your lebensraum. Now, kiss the Don's ring, or die.

angry birds 

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
angry birds by Uncle Dimma December 18, 2014

the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.
do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

destitute seamstress 

a semi-offensive term for a female hilly-billy
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights