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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

slicing the pineapple 

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.
a) verb: to refuse over and over again
b) noun: a person who, over and over again, the social help they deserve
Don't be stupid enough to be a rover, definition b).
rover by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016

epiphanetically 

Adj: during, or immediately following, an epiphany
Its not too late to realize, even epiphanetically, your mistakes.

infashionated 

Adj: infatuated with fashioned
If you are a guy, you can only be infashionated if the item has a purpose for you other than being clothes.

religious denial 

When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes
Things like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance, possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.

baconator 

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.
baconator by Uncle Dimma April 12, 2016

to sing like a bird

A) To voluntarily confess your 'secular sins to the cops
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise
If you are going sing like a bird definition c), you should probably cowboy up and go to jail , not get witness protection, since you don't want to sing like a bird, definition a) as well.