Definitions by Uncle Dimma
slicing the pineapple
Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
slicing the pineapple by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016
rover
a) verb: to refuse over and over again
b) noun: a person who, over and over again, the social help they deserve
b) noun: a person who, over and over again, the social help they deserve
rover by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016
epiphanetically
epiphanetically by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016
infashionated
Adj: infatuated with fashioned
If you are a guy, you can only be infashionated if the item has a purpose for you other than being clothes.
infashionated by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016
religious denial
When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes
Things like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance, possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.
religious denial by Uncle Dimma May 6, 2016
baconator
(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.
baconator by Uncle Dimma April 12, 2016
to sing like a bird
A) To voluntarily confess your 'secular sins to the cops
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise
If you are going sing like a bird definition c), you should probably cowboy up and go to jail , not get witness protection, since you don't want to sing like a bird, definition a) as well.
to sing like a bird by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2016