Definitions by Uncle Dimma

nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize

since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"

nunnery by Uncle Dimma March 26, 2018

racism

something that IMHO can't exist

racism can't exist because everyone is equal in G-d's eyes and is part of the human race

racism by Uncle Dimma March 15, 2018

email dump 

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

email dump by Uncle Dimma March 15, 2018

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

expand your constituency by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2018

kismat 

a problem with no apparent solution

when a guy loves 6 girls, it's a problem but when 6 girls love 1 guy, it's a kismat

kismat by Uncle Dimma March 14, 2018

Faraj 

(meaning pussy in Arabic and written فرج ): a colloquial term for a virgin Muslim Algerian/Moroccan woman ready to be married

if you want a Middle Eastern woman for marriage, don't look on Craigslist, ask around if anyone has a Faraj to offer.

Faraj by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2018

pulled the balls on you 

taken advantage of, as well as psychologically and financially abused -in terms of online manipulation- and you being too ignorant or gullible to realize it.

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

pulled the balls on you by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2018