Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Mischigas 

Craziness in Yiddish

The challenge- or whatever else you want to call the situation at the us-mexico border- is a total mischigas

Mischigas by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2021

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

bird by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2021

red taper 

an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

red taper by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2021

Orleans bride 

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

Orleans bride by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2021

beeraholic

a person or alcoholic addicted to beer

every alcoholic is addicted to alcohol, but not every alcoholic is a beeraholic

beeraholic by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2021

liberalism 

the mantra of the post-Bill Clinton democratic party

Judge Jeanine Pirro will agree with me that liberalism can be defined as morally bankrupt, socially deviant, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, psychiatrically hypocritical, culturally perverted , mentally unpredictable, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and sexually amoral

liberalism by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2021

dish issues 

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

dish issues by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2021