Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Lates 

(Not to be confused with the plural of latte)

Later than usual or later than expected

I'm sorry I'm sending you this email so lates.

Lates by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021

trouser snake 

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

trouser snake by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021

Woke 

1)Past participle of the transitive verb to wake

2) never an adjective!!!

Given the fact that it's part of a transitive verb, you either woke up yourself or woke up someone else. Woke is not an adjective so it stands to reason that a phrase such as I am woke doesn't exist.

Woke by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

Woketopia 

( A combo of woke and utopia): a new sub normal American political dreamland utopia in which woke people and woke culture have taken over.

Since I don't know what woke means as an adjective, I refuse to take woketopia seriously.

Woketopia by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

The democratic party 

( since Bill Clinton and beyond): a failed social experiment that's designed to make you pay for woketopia

The democratic party since Bill Clinton has failed to adapt lbj's and Kennedy's social ideas to the modern world.

The democratic party by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

Jewxit 

Similar to blackxit but involving jews leaving the democratic party en masse

As a non conformist jew I say We need to use this passover 2021 season to potentially seriously start thinking about jewxit.

Jewxit by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

Non conformist jew 

A white American jew who is neither a Democrat ,a liberal or a libertarian

When jewxit will finally come, you will understand what a non conformist jew is.

Non conformist jew by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021