doo daas

The gonads

God, he kicked me in the doo daas!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 09, 2003

Spazmaplastic

When someone becomes so overly excited or high on drugs that they begin to act stupidly to a point of extremity.

i'm feeling spazmaplastic
What a spazmaplastic
He/she is having a spazmaplastic fit

by Tracey February 15, 2004

poser

One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan.

also 'poseur'

Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser!

by Tracey December 28, 2003

fish-fry

Any situation involving a large group of women in a relatively small space. The term is derived from the smell of vaginal secretions.

Man, that self-defence class was a real fish-fry.

by Tracey December 28, 2003

mudflaps

Unwashed clitoris

I went down there and it smelt like a bog!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Doolangs

The male genitalia...balls, bollox, testes etc

Uh-Ive got cheesy doolangs!

by Tracey August 29, 2003