Tom's definitions

APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

by Tom March 30, 2005

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 2, 2004

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

beey

Meaningless word. Sort of means "stuff"

A noun, verb, adjective. Anything you like

"Good beey" means "good"

by tom February 17, 2004

crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by Tom November 19, 2003

Dinkus

when a girl goes down on a guy, and decides to bite down really hard!

oh shit, she fucking dinkused me

by tom March 6, 2004

sumdude3

Sumdude is the ub3r leet pimp dad

Sumdude 3wnz sinz

by Tom March 12, 2003