Tom's definitions

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by tom December 23, 2003

207

A bus route you are likely to get your phone jacked on!

"My bredrin got his phone jacked on da 207 blood!"

by Tom March 12, 2004

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

by tom January 12, 2004

switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster

Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.

by Tom March 9, 2005

bugger

British slang.

<i>vb.</i> the act of committing sodomy
<i>n.</i> person who commits sodmoy (n.), ie. has anal intercourse.

It is generally used about an annoying person or situation.

Bugger off (get lost).
Stop buggering me.
My boss is a bugger and a half.
Oh bugger (something went wrong).

by Tom March 23, 2004

townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by tom November 12, 2004