Tom's definitions
Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.
Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.
by Tom April 30, 2004
Get the John F. Kerrymug. "****er!"
by Tom October 21, 2003
Get the insultmug. A word used when you are too tired to go to the pub and you have too much work to do.
Saves so much time!
Saves so much time!
by Tom April 20, 2005
Get the krakadakamug. An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.
by Tom December 16, 2004
Get the Fuck Jesusmug. A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.
"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman
Exclaimed Herman
by Tom November 28, 2004
Get the gypdykemug. Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"
ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"
ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
by Tom May 13, 2005
Get the greenlandmug. Orange and black marshmallows, made by the Fluffy Puff company. They'll scare your dad! And they come in a tidal wave of marshalades! What more could you want?
"They're orange, doot doo, they're black, deet dee, look for the ones with me on the bag, dressed as a vampire!" -Marshie
by Tom October 21, 2003
Get the Malloweenmug.