Tom's definitions

chav woman

Begins as a bitch, then become pregnant at a young age, begins to smoke, becomes wrinkly, and has a really scratchy deep voice. *SPIT*

Look at that young mum. Kids these days
(Bloody chav woman scum)

by Tom September 3, 2004

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

pr0n

yeah pr0n~
see wordporn/word

thats some mighty fine pr0n u got there

by tom January 6, 2003

six-shooter

a girl that u would only have sex with after six beers

that girls a six-shooter

by tom June 14, 2003

dear friends

The name of the north american tour of music from the video game series Final Fantasy. Started February 19 in Chicago at the Rosemont theatre. The Tour kicked off with a full house of nerdy Final Fantasy players including myself. Nobuo Uematsu is the composer of this awesome music.

Dude the Dear Friends concert will totally Rock the Casbah

by Tom May 13, 2005

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

by tom December 23, 2008