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know Justin Timberlake

the sexiest guy around (besides alot of other celebs....) and who i own 172 pics of.....

he's 10 years, 7 months, and 2 days older than me...lol hehe
Justin is SOOOO damn sexy!! i love you JT!!!
by Tessa July 16, 2004
mugGet the know Justin Timberlakemug.

confusering

"stop it!! you're confusering me!!!"
by Tessa July 16, 2004
mugGet the confuseringmug.

dead lay

a girl thats doesn't moan or scream while having sex. Makes the guy do all the work
The sex was awful she was a dead lay it wore me out.
by Tessa March 16, 2003
mugGet the dead laymug.

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that
"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"
by Tessa June 10, 2006
mugGet the Therapistmug.

eyBABYhowYOUdoin

1. a pick up line for an elite group of individuals.

2. an AOL Instant Messenger Screen name
eyBABYhowYOUdoin
by tessa February 23, 2003
mugGet the eyBABYhowYOUdoinmug.

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand
the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.
by Tessa June 30, 2005
mugGet the Hand jobmug.

meisterbate

The act of one Lawree Kane jerkin' it for Paul Werkmeister.
Rick meisterbates every day.
by tessa March 28, 2003
mugGet the meisterbatemug.

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