Spencer's definitions

Dirty Fu Man Chu

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.

I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.

by Spencer June 20, 2003

cardinal gibbons

a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team

Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.

by Spencer April 23, 2005

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005

rn

Retarded Nutfuck

that retarded Nutfuck gave me a shot in my ass

by spencer November 14, 2003

cheesy

1. smell given off by unwashed bobbys helmet.
2. lardy arsed police officer with por socila skills.

See also "Ginger get" as in "Cheesy, you Ginger get!!"

by Spencer October 2, 2003

beaw

The sound made by those lacking the intellect necessary to form intelligible words.

Staring at him blankly, totally crushed by his words, beaw suddenly screeched from his lips with an aggressive anger over having been so easily shown up.

by Spencer April 29, 2003